well this didn’t actually happen on campus but i spent thanksgiving break with my cousin in boston during my first year at college and she lives across the street from john kerry and her bathroom has windows that look directly across to john kerry’s dining room so long story short the current secretary of state saw me pooping while he was eating dinner.
i had a dream last night that i joined an underground political resistance and on the first day of training the leader of the resistance told us that “there is no time for pizza in the revolution” and i yelled “oh, no!” only i yelled it in real life and woke myself up.
is that the one where the directions involve covering your hands in plastic wrap overnight? if so then i tried that a few years back and it fixed my palms for the most part but made the in-betweens of my fingers all weird.
it’s been a few years, though, so i might try it again! thanks for the suggestion! <3
i just want my hyperhidrosis to go away without my needing to pay for botox on my goddamned hands and feet is that too much to ask
gender? ha, yeah, i totally have one of those, definitely, there’s some sort of a gender around here somewhere, gimme a second